i'm like a red rubber ball i come bouncing

Yes, I realize we haven't had any progress in reverse engineering whatever allows this thing to defy the laws of thermodynamics, but we have come up with a very effective method for integrating one of those new SCP-A5 Armor suits with this. The reason I write to you is because I believe I have found a more effective method for retrieving new or escaped SCP objects.

Due to the speed of the object, and the total surprise by its victims, no cover-up story was required or initiated. It came to a rest after several days in the nearby lake of ████████, and was retrieved by SCP personnel. The ball soon became a dangerous projectile, reaching speeds estimated at over 100 km/h and damaging property and injuring five (5) in the city of █████████████. At first thought to be a pleasant child's toy, SCP-018 was able to bounce with over two hundred percent (200%) efficiency (that is, if dropped one (1) meter, it would bounce two (2), then four (4), then eight (8), then sixteen (16)). Found when the ██████████ company was hired to clean out a warehouse that had Wham-O merchandise in it, SCP-018 was noted to be able to bounce with extreme height.

It is six (6) centimeters in diameter and coloured red. If SCP-018 is loose outside of the polyethylene tank, personnel are advised to secure themselves in a separate room and close doorways or hatches to isolate SCP-018 until containment teams arrive.ĭescription: SCP-018 has the appearance of a Super Ball made by the Wham-O company in 1969. Personnel entering SCP-018's holding chamber are to wear specialized plating (found inside of SCP-018 Observation), and a breathing apparatus before being lowered into the polyethylene tank. If SCP-018 is to break free from the holding box, the polyethylene-based 'goo' will slow down kinetic activity enough for proper retrieval by containment personnel. The sealed box is then submerged in the center of the 10 m by 10 m by 10 m polyethylene holding tank. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-018 is to be contained in its specialty metal restraint inside of a 1 m by 1 m by 1 m sealed box lined with heavy synthetic padding.

I'm like a red rubber ball i come bouncing